Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Cum Bucket List

It started off as a regular ol' bucket list.

I figured I needed goals to work towards but then every goal I added to the list ended up having to do with sex. I would be having a conversation with the gals about sex and something weird would come up and I would say "I should do that. It's a bucket list kinda thing."

It was actually Old Guy who first referred to it as a "Cum Bucket List", and I fell in love with it immediately.

The Cum bucket List continues to grow regularly, which is intimidating at times because my sex life has been slow this week. Then I remember that bucket lists are a life thing, not just a summer thing, and I am calm again. Most of the things on my Cum Bucket list are entirely achieveable, which is good. (I included things I have already accomplished, they are in bold.)

Muffy's Cum Bucket List

1. Have sex with a hot older man.
2. Have sex with a way younger man.
3. Draw blood during sex. (This one started as a joke with myself about vampires, and then I did it by accident.)
4. Be spanked HARD during sex.
5. Be tied up for sex.
6. Tie someone up for sex.
7. Have a one night stand.
8. Have sex on a roof.
9. Have sex in an alley.
10. Have sex in a bar washroom.
11. Have sex on some church steps.
12. Have anal sex.
13. Have sex in a hot air balloon.
14. Have sex in a graveyard. (I may have added this after the fact...)
15. Have a threesome.
16. Turn my vagina into the United Nations.
17. Give myself a multiple orgasm.
18. Learn female ejaculation.
19. Have sweet, romantic sex.
20. Have sex on a bear-skin rug.
21. Have sex in the woods with a lumberjack-type dude.
22. Use hot wax during sex.
23. Have sex with a married man.
24. Have sex with a delivery man. (Must not be pre-planned.)
25. Have super dirty sex with an authority figure.
26. Give someone a golden shower. (I am curious about this one. I would not like to get peed on, and I probably would not like to see this person again after peeing on them...)

This list feels short. I know I'm missing some things. I also think I am probably willing to try most things. WHY NOT?!

2 comments:

  1. I think you should casually bold these as they occur. And then provide an easy-access link on the right that links to Muffy's Cum Bucket List. Hell, it should be the "Cum Bucket List List" section and we should all have our own list. Our very own cum bucket list.

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  2. I agree. Cum Bucket Lists for everyone!

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