Thursday, June 30, 2011
Wednesday, June 29, 2011
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Is this something you would be interested in pursuing?"
Saturday, June 25, 2011
"Thirty years later he could not come to any other conclusion: women were indisputably better than men. They were gentler, more affectionate, loving and compassionate; they were less prone to violence, selfishness, cruelty or self-centeredness. Moreover, they were more rational, intelligent and hardworking.
What on earth were men for, Michel wondered as he watched sunlight play across the curtains. In earlier times, when bears were more common, perhaps masculinity served a particular and irreplaceable function, but for centuries now men clearly served no useful purpose. For the most part they assuaged their boredom playing tennis, which was a lesser evil; but from time to time they felt the need to change history--which basically meant inciting revolutions or wars. Aside from the senseless suffering they caused, revolutions and wars destroyed the best of the past, forcing societies to rebuild from scratch. Without regular and continuous progress, human evolution took random, irregular and violent turns for which men--with their predilection for risk and danger, their repulsive egotism, their irresponsibility and their violent tendencies--were directly to blame. A world of women would be immeasurably superior, tracing a slower but unwavering progression, with no U-turns and no chaotic insecurity, toward a general happiness." - Michel Houellebecq, The Elementary Particles
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
I will arrange them by age.
This guy is recently separated after a two year marriage. He gets anxious in social situations and does not do well with flashing lights or large crowds. He has tattoos, a pierced nose, and multiple stretched piercings in his ears. He is a maintenance guy and is recording his own album in his apartment. I hate the music. He had never even heard Led Zeppelin until he was 18. He is awkward but cute and sweet. I want to fuck him.
I don't know much about this guy except for the that he is a ginger, likes to ride bikes, and does crafts. He seems cool and we are going to go for a bike ride in the next week. I have always wanted to fuck a ginger.
I have only met up with him once since we reconnected last month. He texts me about wanting to eat me out almost daily. It is honestly boring and exhausting at this point. He recently suggested the idea of a threesome with another guy. This feels like a bucket list thing. Anyway, I am sure I will have sex with him a few more times before summer is over, even though he annoys the shit out of me.
This guy is divorced but thankfully has no kids. He is a total old hipster dude that wears Ben Sherman, listens to 60's rock, and has many tattoos including on his hands and neck. He wears fun hats and thick framed glasses. I am super excited because I have such a boner for both tattoos and old guys.
Basically, I am going to whore it up with the help of internet dating websites.
Monday, June 6, 2011
Race Cars texted me "BONER CITY" last night at 11:30
i was already asleep.
so this morning I texted him "is the city big?"
and he said "its huge... and very sloppy"
and also eww'd
and texted back "oh my goodness"
LATER THAT DAY, via text message
I asked RC if the journey to boner city is very long and hard
I dream about boner city
I would like to have a conversation with the head of this city Haha
Up close and personal. I'm sure he would stand erect in your honour.
He'd probably be stiff at first
But I am sure I could get the ball rolling eventually
And I would also hope that he wouldn't be totally nuts
You win, I am pulling a blank!
Coco: pulling a blank omg you win