Motherfuckers.

Why is it that there is an influx of men in my life and yet I am still not getting laid.

What the fuck, may I ask, is going on?!

I am so frustrated.

My computer is going to explode from all porn pop-ups.

I am so close to just giving up, heading to American Apparel and buying a Hitachi Magic Wand from some cracked out, over-sexed, hipster child.


Motherfuckers.