That's One Way of Putting It

Last night's text message conversation concerning my upcoming trip to Toronto to visit a certain significant other at school (as well as Houston and our other mutual friend):

Me: "Okay, so [I'll be in town] the 18th to the 25th it is!"

Him: "Great! Can't wait to meet you at the airport. : )"

Me: "Well, I don't know if you've ever had sex in an airport bathroom, but..."

Him: "BUT THERE WILL BE COOKIES???"

Me: "...Airline cookies. :("

Him: "Still okay with that!"