GIRLS, the next time you are at a chain restaurant and your waiter is a completely adorable, (and better yet, named Miles,) charming young man who you spend a good amount of the evening eye-fucking, just go for it! When he brings you the bill, pay with credit, leave him a generous tip and write "So what's your number?" on the bottom of the receipt. Chances are, you will get a number and a smiley face on your copy.
And then everyone will think you are a hero.
NOTE: This is especially true if you are out to dinner with your 16 year old sister and your mother. That way it's more of a surprise.
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