by my favourite Thought Catalog blogger....

THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO HAVING SEX IN YOUR 20s!!!

also: more coco stories soon? yeah! maybe! probably!

It's Friday the 13th and I've already spotted two men who have seen me at least partially nude. THE DAY IS YOUNG.

In the Heat of the Night

In my previous post I had mentioned that I had some summer stories. I know that so far my summer is quite tame compared to last summer (a small example), but the last two weeks have been somewhat eventful in terms of sex.

July 1st was Canada Day and so a street in my area of town was shut down for two days of festivities (ie. people get shit drunk). On the Sunday night I made sure to get proper drunk as I had the next day off work and once I started drinking I really wanted to go dancing.

I went to see some friend's bands at a local dive and I danced my face off. D&D was there and we chatted and danced together a bit and after the bar I went home to his place.

On our walk home he brought up US. I got super awkward and played coy, which was a bitchy move. ANYWAY, we kind of decided that neither of us want anything serious but that we both like each other lots and the sexual chemisty is undeniable and so we would continue this in a casual manner until it doesn't work anymore.

I am pleased with this.

He also raved about how awesome he thinks I am. (So awesome. Duh.)

The next morning he and I drive together to meet some friends at the beach. I kind of realized in the two hour car ride that he and I had never really spent a lengthy amount of time alone together with nothing to distract us and it was really nice.

A couple of days later I left for a music festival where I camped in the middle of a 24 hour party for 4 nights. It was a stupidly good time. I was D-RUNK every single night.

The second night D&D gave me some mushrooms and they made me RIDICULOUSLY horny. All that was on my mind was fucking.

I grabbed D&D's hand and we stumbled around the festival grounds trying to find a place to fuck but security people kept popping up. Eventually we found a supply tent by one of the stages that wasn't being used. We broke in and went at it amongst a bunch of children's craft supplies.

As we were leaving the tent a security person pointed their flashlight at us and we had to run away.

It was awesome.

The next night I was drunk with some friends and we danced and danced while wearing glowsticks at this giant drum circle on top of a hill. My friends decided to call it a night but I wasn't done yet. I took some MDMA and started to dance like even more of a crazy person and continued until sunrise. Apparently I looked like a retard.

(This is an actual photo of where I was dancing)

I hung out with D&D the day after I got back to the city and we cuddled and drank wine.

I'm really looking forward to the super relaxed, no strings attached thing. I feel like it will be an excellent summer romance.

Summer Sex

I just got back from a music festival and I have some stories to share!

Unfortunately I'm off to drink beer and get laid so y'all will have to wait.

Until then, read this article that I could super relate to: http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/your-summer-sex/

You know that thing...

You know that thing where you meet a guy through friends and go home with him on a whim? Even though you have a boyfriend?

And then you continue to sleep together because it's fun and wrong and you know that he raves about you to people and calls you "sultry"?

And then you realize you have to break it off because you have a boyfriend and it's sad and awkward and you still run into him and being just friends is super hard because the smell of him reminds you of sex so you keep getting SUPER turned on whenever you see him? And you do dumb things like bake him stuff and stay at his place till weird hours holding hands?

And then you break up with your boyfriend and reach out to the other guy because the sex was good and so was the company?

But this time the company feels different and things are kind of distant and the warmth is gone and the conversation feels forced?

But the sex is still SUPER awesome so you consider stopping that hang outs portion of the relationship and keeping the sex portion?

But then you're at the same event and he shows up with a girl that he is obviously into and follows around and when he comes over to say hi it's super awkward?

Yeah.

I think I need to find someone new to sleep with.

Spring time for Muffy

Hot Air Balloon guy and I are no longer.

It was long distance but things seemed to be okay. We visited each other and I felt confidant about the situation. Until I didn't anymore.

And I "had an affair" with a man I will call D&D.

I basically wrote the affair thing off as me just being bored and lonely, but quickly realized that the relationship with Hot Air Balloon guy was not working.

And then I really knew it had to end when he told me he loved me and I panicked. So it's over.

It didn't take long for me to reach out to D&D. I was unsure if he would be interested as I totally hurt his feelings before too because I'm some sort of monster. Thankfully he seemed keen on seeing me again and this past weekend he took me out for dinner and then came back to my place for the most amazing sex I've had maybe EVER.

Like, I came so hard I almost cried/died.

He spent the night and hung out with me until early afternoon the next day.

I'm hoping to see him again this weekend. He's sort of strange, but in a mostly good way.

Food Blog!

I love cooking, I love boys, and I love sex.

My mom hooked me up with the blog Apron & Heels because she wanted to share a recipe for Morning after Creme Brulee French Toast.

The recipe sounds amazing so I scrolled through the rest of the blog and immediately fell in love when I noticed that all the recipe names and blog titles were super cute and the author alludes to cocks and stuff in the recipes. Plus it has some retro fashion stuff too.

WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE?!

Twatting!

We've got a twitter!

@the_muffy

Weeeeee!!!!

Please see our feed on the right-hand side. Yes, we know, it looks hella awkward. It will be fixed as soon as I put down this cocktail...