Conversations with Zaza re: heartache and lols

Coco:

like I feel desperate for 10 minutes

and then it slips my mind for 2

and then I don't feel immediate about it

until another 10 minute episode occurs

during a tegan and sarah song

omg

ok

this is lol

I put on my "angry girl music" playlist (which I call "BitchTits").

It's like, metric, tegan and sarah, martha wainwright.

Tegan and Sarah's "don't confess this thing that breaks my heart" comes on

and there are these two chipmunks chasing eachother.

I was like "ughghghg and WAHHH and ugugugh fucking couples!

And i wish i was the girl squirrel/chipmuunk."

Zasa:

haha

omg

Coco

WE ARE SO PATHETIC

one of us is too concerned about food

houston
i think if i went out i could get laid
but i can't afford to get there
zaza
by who? the usual?
houston
yeah
except he asked me out for dinner...
zaza
omg
FREE DINNER
houston
i know... but i had already ATE!
i would have just faked it...
but my laundry...
zaza
are you serious
food > laundry
houston
my underwear is not cute...
zaza
commando
houston
it's in the washing machine though
i can't do that!!
zaza
not even for free dinner?
houston
well i was in the shower when he texted me, and by the time i replied he had given up
UGH
zaza
not. impressed.
houston
me either
zaza
i'll blame this on the end of term
houston
i blame this on my lameness
zaza
you can do something about that
you don't have to be lame!
houston
i could just go to his house
zaza
that's better than nothing
you will probably get free dinner EVENTUALLY
houston
or breakfast
zaza
also good
even better if it involves sausage
oooooh
houston
oh, honey, it would

Construction Mens: The Ultimate Fantasy Come True?

I never understood the construction worker fantasy. I mean, in THEORY, sure - sweaty, muscular men doing heavy lifting - sounds great! Right?! No. Reality, as per usual, disappoints. Or so I THOUGHT.

The scene: me, entering the Bay Downtown, sad to see it in its sorry state of disrepair, a wounded old beauty being spiffed up to look like...well, like the Bay Polo Park.

The setting: the scary grocery store in the Bay basement.

The cast: Your heroine (that would be me), suddenly surrounded by dozens upon dozens of GOOD LOOKING YOUNG MEN - all wearing orange stickers identifying them as Bay Construction Mens™! Alright, so the hardhats, dusty jeans, and work gloves would probably have done that too, while only adding to their down-home, blue collar charm. I have never, never, never seen so many good looking construction boys in one place.

The conclusion: Girls - get thee to the Bay Downtown for all your construction worker needs. Take a wander through any of the many floors and you will run into them. Tell them I sent you!

Actually, don't do that. That would be weird.

In closing, I leave you with this creepy, creepy video. It's not mine, but I um...think it suits this blog well.

The Boys Are in Suits

Unfortunately, they are also in London. Truth! They all wear suits and are all better looking.

This is not looking good for us Winnipeg girls...