I am meeting a dude for coffee tomorrow. A dude from the INTERNET. Tomorrow I shall be losing my "meeting men from the internet" virginity*.
Dimples** and I have been emailing back and forth for about a month. He originally messaged me on Okcupid (with my skeleton pictureless profile) because my username was the title of one of his favourite songs, and he just "had to".
Dimples is a frustrating mix of characteristics that I like a lot (dimples, deep voice***, beard, plastic framed glasses) and characteristics that I am far less pleased about (short!, balding?, 28, what do them teeth look like?). That being said, I once thought that really tall men were the bees fucking knees, until I realized that a huge difference in height gets complicated in the sack. And, I am wildly attracted to a balding man from work. And, I would totally be fine with dating someone older than that. SO WHAT GIVES!?
wish me luck, ladies.
ALSO: A few months ago I decided that in May I would give internet dating a real try. So, today I uploaded pictures. I feel like a freak! BUT ALSO, I can't help but wonder...
* I may have played some "just the tip" re: meeting men this way a few years ago, but that's a story for another day.
**not his real name
*** like REALLY DEEP. It was like there were R's rolling in words that didn't even have R's!
this tall man in bed issue has yet to cause any problems for me! but i've only gone up to a foot taller then me. i don't know how tall you're talkin' 'bout!
ReplyDeleteThe tallest was about 6'5. He was all torso. It wasn't a good situation.
ReplyDeletebut it probably had more to do with the fact that I didn't really like him that much.